Dear Mister Ismaik,

please accept our deepest apologizes. We don't want you to go away. You are our only hope since our godfather, the very respected Karl-Heinz Wildmoser left forever.

We know that Mrs. Ulla Hoppen today did great damage to the great relationship between you and 1860 München. But believe us, true lions are still on your side and want you to carry on giving your precious money to our beloved club. Without this money we will not make it in the Championsleague within the next 10 years, we fear. And the Championsleague is the place where 1860 München belongs.
You have to understand, Mrs. Hoppen is a woman. Therefor she talks a lot the whole day like all woman and does not have any clue about what she is talking. So this can't be taken serious. The same with this so called vote today. Believe me, we all voted for your well respected brother Yahia. But a lot of in the past living Greenwoodstadium lovers, who drink to much beer the whole time voted against him. These prolls are the gravediggers of our club! Since many years they are responsible for the defeats of our team because they bring bad karma to the club! Please help us to get rid of these people. Maybe we can send them to the desert?
This is the problem in a so called democracy. There are to many people how are allowed to talk and vote.

So once again, sorry Mr. Ismaik. Please help us!

Yours sincerly

Vorstand Championsleague Löwen Königsmoos

PS: If you want to invite us to Dubai, we would gladly accept this invitation.